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WTF is with transformers 2?

I watched transformers 2 and i  have some thoughts. Mainly what the hell is going on in this movie? You have the jar jar binks style humor from robots, who then turn around a kill people and the nice mom of the kid whos cursing?

If this is a kids movie, drop the death and language.

If this is an adult movie, drop the stupid ass goofy attitudes from the ultra badass space robots.

This movie doesnt make any sense to me.

Also, whats with this crack military team that is helping the autobots? You have insanely HUGE robots with fricken laser beams and shit and then you have some guys on the ground with spitwads essentially. What is their purpose, to keep hospitals in business? Tanks and Planes i can see, but ground troops? Thats like sending in the death star to blow up a planet, but before doing that, you put 6 storm troopers on the ground to “soften them up a bit”.

Makes NO sense. Goofy ass movie.

The vacume that turns into a robot in the beginning? Where the hell did it get the missles? Where do these things get ammo? If you turn a coffee pot into a decepticon, where is the fuckin gun powder for the bullets that it apparently made instantly? I know its fake and shit, but i mean come on, at least make some kind of sense. Maybe its just me.

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